Efficient markets and classy spectacularly beautiful creatures

I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. 
I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. 
I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year.

Some people still do not know that this thing called "love" was actually invented by Russians in order to get "free p...." , ... and later helped some mediocre writers to sell their mediocre books and chains of "brain-fast-food" franchises led by Hollywood to make some serious money.

Now seriously below is a "real life story".

And do not tell me, I know  Hollywood screen writers will make a "grand-amour" story out of this as well ( Naturally she will find her 500K guy, but she will desperately fall in love with him , of course not for his money  but for his personality or something... ) 

And do not be naive to think that the 500K guy from below is not already  (over)paying one way or the other and probably for not so "spectacularly beautiful creature" ,  it is just that "the wise thinking of business man" on Craigslist makes him feel better.



What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
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Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold... hence the rub... marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

Bonus reading

Paul McCartney—Heather Mills Divorce Settlement

It wasn't terribly long ago—almost six years—when Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills celebrated their marriage with a lavish $3.2 million wedding in Ireland. As magical as that day seemed with two rainbows topping the horizon, March 17 was cold and dreary as a family court judge in London awarded Mills $48.6 million in a divorce settlement, putting an end to two years of acrimonious fighting—and capping an unhappily-ever-after story for the ages
He called many of Mills' financial-support requests—including proposed yearly budgets of more than $400,000 for private flights, $80,000 for wine and $250,000 for clothes—"ridiculous," as well as "unreasonable, indeed exorbitant." 
In the end, the model turned activist was awarded less than a fifth of the $250 million she requested, though more than the $30 million McCartney proposed. Along with a lump sum of $33 million, Mills gets to keep $15 million in real estate, including an English seaside condo, Angel's Rest, and a countryside home, Pean's Wood, making the McCartney-Mills divorce one of the most expensive celeb splits in history (see box). The former Beatle must also pay $70,000 a year to support the couple's 4-year-old daughter Beatrice (they have joint custody), in addition to paying for her nanny and private school tuition. The ruling stated McCartney's wealth as $800 million, half of what Mills claimed. "Everybody knows he is worth more than [$1.6 billion]," Mills told PEOPLE after the ruling. She also lashed out at the child support sum, telling reporters Beatrice "is obviously meant to travel B class while her father travels A class.


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